Gotta Love It

I especially love it when motorists honk when they pass me on my bike. I've got an orange/yellow vest, geriatric big sunglasses, and a red helmet. Yes, you can see me. Yes, I'm riding in the street and not on the sidewalk. Yes, you had to creep by at 15mph while you waited to pass me. You lost a total of ten seconds before the left lane freed up and you could pass. May Jesus Christ rescue you in the future from assholes like me on my bike. May he lift you off the ground in your SUV and fling you to your destination.