I got heckled on my bike the other day. I was heading home earlier than normal so I caught the tail end of a school zone's slow hours. A beat up van from 1987 pulled up alongside me. The passenger - a nasty white trash ho, leaned out her window and shouted, "Get a fucking car!" It took me about two seconds to fire off a comeback: "Suck a fucking dick!"
As the van eased by, I could hear that she was agitated from my remark but I couldn't hear if she came up with anything coherent other than "Waaaaaah!"
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